DOOM Mac Barrels v1.0 By Atul Varma atulv@bronze.coil.com The wound from that demon scrape is killing you!! You try to look around at the scenery to divert your attention for a bit. All around you is barren wasteland. There is some- thing that catches your attention, however. To your right is an old Macintosh Classic, the UAC's general-purpose torture device which also, ironically, doubles as a poor excuse for an abacus... er, computer. It was invented in the late twentieth century, but the Apple corporation that made it apparently couldn't stand up to the competition of the other superpowerful PC companies, so their technology never progressed. AAACH! Suddenly, an Imp comes out of the shadows, roaring its Satanic battle-cry as it sees you. Thinking quickly, you let out a blast from your shotgun, but because of your terrible aim, the shell hits the old Mac. The thing rattles, the screen cracks, and the damn thing EXPLODES into a ball of red fire with a distant system beep in the background, killing the Imp!! Holy shit! Maybe these things CAN be useful...! This is what you've all been waiting for!!!! The ULTIMATE little toy to show to your pathetic Mac-worshipping friends!! Especially when you're showing the PC's superiority by playing DOOM!! So, just type MACINST and you're on your way!!! To reverse the process and get your wonderful, hand-crafted barrels made by those sweet artists at Id back, just type BARINST. *WARNING* If you run MACINST consecutively two times or more, the program will backup the Mac barrels and you won't be able to get your old regular DOOM barrels back!! So BE CAREFUL!! ---TECHIE INFORMATION-------------------------------------------------------- This is now the REAL and FINAL version 1.0... There aren't going to be any more changes in it. Also, I've only tested this out on the SHAREWARE version 1.2... It *SHOULD* work on the registered version, theoretically. Damn, I've really gotta get myself a lousy $40 someday... Actually, maybe $80 or 90... ID truly deserves the $$$!!!! ---ADDITIONAL CREDITS-------------------------------------------------------- Many thanks to Bill Neisius for making DMGRAPH and DMAUD!! BILLIONS of thanks to Id for making such a great game!! GOOGOLS of thanks to IBM and Intel for making their technology so superior to Macs!! ---LEGAL INFORMATION--------------------------------------------------------- (just in case) Yup... Apple corporation is a registered trademark of Apple Computer, Co. (it shouldn't be, tho!!) :) And Macintosh is a registered trademark of Apple Computer Co. (but it never should've been...) :) And DOOM is a registered and proud trademark of Id software, inc. AND IT RULES!!!!!!! -----------------------------------------------------------------------------